I Was Stripped Half Naked at Portugis Settlement, Malacca

What happen was like this. 

After we went to Tan Kim Hock Products, we decided to have dinner before going home.

We have had Chinese food, Malay food, Baba Nyonya Food...next Potugis food lor.

Papa drove up to the Food Court at Portuguese Settlement. We received a "warm welcome" when we parked our car at the makan place.

Each person were trying to get us to go to their stall.

 

We finally was won over by stall number 10, J & J Corner. 

No regret going to J & J Corner coz when we reach there, Mamarazzi got a whiff of something good.

Very nice aroma of MANGO. 

Yup! spotted this "Joe's Only One Mango Juice" situated right in front of J & J Corner. Mamarazzi straight away says she want Mango Juice.

Mamarazzi didn't know that Joe's Only One Mango Juice is famous there. Only when she came home doing some research while composing this post did she knew it.

Each a cup. RM2.50 each. Cheap if compared to KL. Taste...WOW! Suits us a lot.

I love it! They put an asamboi into the drink. Papa preferred his without the asamboi.

After I finished off Papa's Mango Juice, we ordered two more. This round without the Asamboi. Tasted very good too.

After we finished our dinner, Mamarazzi noticed that they have Ice Blended Coconut with Ice Cream. Hmm...next time must order this.

While waiting for our food to arrive, I was rather naughty. I can't sit still. Kept running here and there.

This led to me having to do strip tease.

What happen was, I went and play under a tree. Then Auntie Florence noticed that there were A LOT of black colour "dots" moving around my pant. 

Omgh! it was RED ANTS! They were practically crawling all over my pants and going up.

Thank God for Auntie Florence's sharp eyes. She immediately led me away from the tree and into the brightly lit area and alerted Mamarazzi.

Mamarazzi proceed to strip me.

Off with the shoes...Yuck! whole load of Red Ants there. Off with the socks! threw them on the ground and stomp stomp stomp

Next...off with my pants. Aiyo....so many red ants at the end of pants. 

Some ants on my legs going up my thigh area. Mamarazzi promptly swat those away. Saw I was bitten at some parts. Applied a whole load of Tiger Balm.

She stood me me up the chair. Peeked into my undies. Nope..no ants there. Birdie is safe.

Fuih! Lucky me...else it would have been off with my undies too.  People were starting to stare at me. The stall owner came over to see what's wrong.

While Mamarazzi was stripping me, the Grilled Otak Otak Ikan which Papa ordered from Misu-Misu stall arrived. It must have been good coz they finished those in a jiffy and order 10 more.

We also had Steamed Otak Otak from J & J Corner. RM10. 

Black Pepper Brinjal (RM6). Mamarazzi loved it very much. She says maybe she will try this at home using Quay Po Cook's Lemon Pepper spice.

Sambal Ladies Fingers(RM6).  Wonder why this vegetable is called Ladies Fingers. Ladies fingers got small small "bulu"bristle) ka?

Mamarazzi "kepunan" Grill Fish coz she did not get to eat much of the Grill Fish from Umbai. That fish had too much small bones.

Portugis Ikan Bakar(Portugese Grilled Fish) is cooked differently. They add in Sambal too  grill it. Taste? Yummmy!

This fish cost us RM32-20(700gm). The market price that day. Price not much different from the Asam Fish that we had at Restaurant Nyonya  Makko earlier that day.

Ginger Lala (RM15). Surprisingly big portion. We love this type of Lala coz its very sweet and very meaty.

 

Papa saw they have Scallop and wanted to try. Usually Mamarazzi dare not order Scallop as they might be pretty expensive but since we came all the way here, might as well try lah.

Surprised. This plate cost RM15 only.

The size were pretty big and taste very good.

Yummy yummy...I like the food here.

This is the address should you feel like trying out their food.

Restaurant J & J Corner
No 10 Medan Selera
Perkampungan Portugis
75000 Melaka
Open : Tuesday to Sunday Close on Monday
Business Hours : 5.30pm to 12am
Tel :  012-2718134 Julie/012-6081724 Claudine